one two three fourrrrnication!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
