Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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