Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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