This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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