he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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