Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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