im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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