butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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