I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Mom said you looked used
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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