I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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