apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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