I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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