you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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