HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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