The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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