dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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