just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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