As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize