My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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