awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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