GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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