Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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