so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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