He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
