I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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