life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
