But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
You can make out without kissing
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