the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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