What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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