Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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