The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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