Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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