on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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