it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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