Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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