You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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