just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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