so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My dick has a subreddit
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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