I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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