So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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