They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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