Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My vagina just clenched in fear
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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