can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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