he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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