I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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