im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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