Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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