Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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