I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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