just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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