does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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