I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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