This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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