i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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